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My name is Jessica and I am a sophomore in high school. I love shopping, hanging with (the little i have) friends, and sitting at my house(because i have no social life at all).
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lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

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kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit, via life-is-pizza)

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

(Source: ugly, via sniffing)

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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masterjunseisynn:

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

I dont know about your kids or what your future kids would learn but this sounds like a good early child hood lesson. Not that adventure time is entirely a kiddish show but im talking about the lesson presented here.

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via w-0-nderless)

kim-kanye-baby:

When bitches talk shit

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