Dreamscape
My name is Jessica and I am a sophomore in high school. I love shopping, hanging with (the little i have) friends, and sitting at my house(because i have no social life at all).
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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via ruinedchildhood)

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

(via sniffing)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via ruinedchildhood)

thelacklusterradiant:

[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]

(via bloodyredsilver)

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

(via disney--queen)

cradily:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..

(via ruinedchildhood)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: dalasharaia, via zooeyclairedeschanel)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via humorking)

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